Lindsay’s Lawyers Want That Tape

You know what tape. The “sniff sniff talky talky sweaty sweaty white lines on my black ugly leggings” tape her so called pal leaked to the press:

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers are demanding the News of the World produce a video the British tabloid says shows the actress snorting cocaine. The paper cites an anonymous Lohan friend who says the star had a “marathon cocaine binge” just 20 days after she left rehab. The friend says she released the video “so the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else”. The video also has Lohan allegedly bragging of sexual conquests including Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro and James Blunt.

Benicio Del Toro? Color me impressed, remember when he was in Big Top Pee-Wee as one of the circus freaks? She was doing pretty good there until she hit rock bottom with James Blunt. I’d bang Elmo and end up with a bed full of red fuzz before I’d let that little Noel Gallagher wannabe near my milk n’ cookies.