Now Is The Winter Of The Shock Jock Discontent

The Don Imus effect took down more shock jocks yesterday after an Asian-mocking joke left CBS radio execs with another hole in their schedule.I Hello, DON IMUS, anyone? Did these people miss that whole little sordid affair? Don’t you accuse me of playing the minority card*, these guys should have been more careful:

CBS confirmed “The Dog House with JV and Elvis” show was canned permanently after an on-air prank call three weeks ago ordered “slimp flied lice” from a Chinese restaurant. The show’s on-air hosts, Jeff Vandergrift and Dan Lay, were suspended as CBS decided their future. ‘The Dog House with JV and Elvis’ will no longer be broadcast,” said CBS Radio spokeswoman Karen Mateo. In the wake of the Imus case, it would have been maddening to the community if these idiots did not get fired,” said Queens City Councilman John Liu.

Then Opie and Anthony Verbal Diarrhea Show plus superbly nicknamed Donnell “Ashy” Rawlings were also nailed:

The pair - whose real names are Gregg Hughes and Anthony Cumia - apologized Friday after a broadcast in which a guest mused about raping Secretary of State Rice, First Lady Laura Bush and Queen Elizabeth. And comedian Donnell (Ashy) Rawlings also lost his job on New York’s Power 105.1 FM station last week after he was suspended for making an anti-Semitic remark - reportedly saying “a cheap black guy” should be better known as “a Jewish black guy.”

Oh, Opie, Anthony and Ashy Larry. Don’t you know you can’t be funny anymore without the PC Police knocking your door down and taking away your livelihood? Don’t you know we live in times where nothing is funny anymore? Duh. Just go on back to the Prozac foctory and Kafka novels because there isn’t a goddamn thing left we can poke fun at without a lawsuit coming back to bite you on the ass.

*I’m a biracial woman, AKA Demographic All-Star. When I say jump, the ACLU says how high, your majesty?