Do We Dare To Dream The Brangelina Threesome?

“Which megastar couple, whose torrid fling was first flagged in this column, consummated their acquaintance with a ménage a trios?”

went the Blind Item Heard ‘Round The World and it was a matter of rash split second guessing that had Brangelina bedded with model Karolina Kurkova on the lips of of gossipers and mattresses of teenage boys everywhere.

I don’t even care if this is true or not, it’s so freaking hot that the very idea of the pillowy lipped Angelina gently wrestling with the nubile Kurkova while Brad happily awaits his turn? I mean, that’s the humane and charitable gift that keeps on giving and will keep on giving until I run out of AA batteries.