Because It’s A Slow News Day

Hasn’t some rapper murdered someone with like, a hubcap from a Escalade? No? What about a some sort of panty/STD related starlet scandal? No? Crap.

In the meantime, all I have to offer you is little Suri out with Katie in New Orleans where she’s filming that movie she’s only allowed to do because there aren’t any hot dudes to tempt her or Tom away from the tasks of beard and closet fag that lay so close at hand.

Cute outfit and hair, but that expression is a bit too Children Of The Corn for my own personal comfort level, like the sparks might shoot out her eyes and the Harry Potter Death Eaters swirl around and create the Dark Mark around Scientology’s enemies. That or she’s just bored and ready for a nap.