Paris Gets Away With Half Prison Sentence

After we speculated that Paris Hilton may serve a fraction of her 45 day prison sentence, news came through that she will, in fact, only be in jail for 23 days.

Not only that, but Paris won’t even be spending that time in a jail; but rather a “special needs housing unit” which contains “12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates,” Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Why, do you ask? Whitmore says it’s because of her ‘good behavior’ and the fact that she actually showed up to her last court appearance.

What a joke.

No word on who Paris will be bunking with, but we do know that, like the other inmates, she will be allowed at least an hour outside each day to shower, watch TV and give her kooch a rest.

Justice where art thou?!