Paris To Pen Prison Diary

During her upcoming and grueling 23 day stint at Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles in June, Paris Hilton will again try to turn stupidity into dollars.

According to a source of The Sun in the UK, Paris is going to write a journal of her time in jail, and sell it for millions when she gets out.

“There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals,” says the source. “She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”

No, not really. Let’s hope those girls know how to make a shiv.