Katie Vs. Katee

In a move so genius even Lord Xenu would gasp in awe, and aspiring porn star has taken the name of Katee Holmes as a tribute in order to make something out of herself using her own yest to be violated by Scientology Principles Suri Hole:

The fake Katee is planning to lose it on camera, among other activities, and Katie and husband Cruise are reportedly considering their options against the young "Holmes."

OMG, you know what should happen is that there needs to be a "Thom Cruise" that’s just some chick in serious drag king mode getting ready to take it like Top Gun in the rear cockpit! Now there’s your summer blockbuster!

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