Michael Lohan Pulls An Alec Baldwin

Aww, Daddy Dearest Lohan is using lil’ Lindsay’s arrest to make himself look like less of an asshat! It’s not easy to do that when you just got sprung from the joint:

“I believe the people my daughter is hanging around with are the wrong people. Lindsay has to find hope in God and put her family first, not listen to what other people say, and listen to her heart.” Lohan hasn’t seen his dauther in more than three years, and blames ex-wife and LiLo manager/party companion Dina Lohan for the rift, claiming she “built walls between Lindsay and me.”

Nobody seems to love The Jesus like crooks, no? It’s like all the time they spent praying while T. Tommy Reed stood over them about to toss their salad really counts for something. I am also digging this new club of Dads who look to blame Mom for their shifty liasons with daughters(*cough* Alec Baldwin *cough*). Parental Alienation Syndrome is just a fancy name for My Ex-Wife Is A Bitch.