Debra Opri To Larry B: Bitch Better Have My Money

Larry Birkhead has had his hands full adapting to his new life as the single father of the adorably chubby cheeked Dannielynn and it looks like that neglect has raised the ire of his former attorney Debra Opri: In the petition to the court, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Opri claims Larry Birkhead "has refused and continues to refuse to pay [her] for any of her services." She now wants a judge to step in and force Larry to engage in binding arbitration. We all know Dannielynn’s Dad is a fighter and this case was no exception, peep his response: Although at this time, the public is not aware of the unbelievable circumstances which led to me firing Ms. Opri, the only question at the end of the day is, how much money will Debra Opri be paying me? Thanks to the efforts of my Bahamas attorney, Emerick Knowles, I am fortunate enough now to be spending time with my daughter, Dannielynn. What does that mean? Is he countersuing her? Is there a pink elephant and a golden winged unicorn involved? Because those are the only unbelievable circumstances that could trump the whole Anna Nicole debacle.