Calum Best Catches A Quick Ride To Infamy

Calum Best(the guy whose major claim to fame is being the last one to ride the Beef Bus To Lohan’s Tuna Town plus hosting some reality show) was caught on camera romping with some chicks in a hotel room:

The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn. SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out … Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. Gripped by lust he used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring him — just as he did with MICK JAGGER’s daughter JADE. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave — only for him to demand they should “learn some manners”.

Is there anyone who has been around Lindsay Lohan in the last six months that hasn’t been a total degenerate? She could have bought a stuffed giraffe named Mr. Necky and it would be the greatest support system she’s ever had in her life because it doubles as a pillow.