Rachael Ray: One Kinky Man Handed Bitch

Some dorkster called Andrew Hodgson is going around telling the world about how he banged of all people-get the barf bag ready-Rachael Ray, pictured above with hubs John Cusimano. Even worse, it sounds like Man Hands McGee likes it a leetle rough and rowdy:

She one begged me to pour hot candle wax over her. I was afraid it might hurt, but Rachael said it put her in ecstasy.

I could see that, totally. This is a woman who gets moist talking about her Tuna Oreo Hot Dog Butter Surprise, one can only imagine what throes of passion other potentially dangerous activities entice La Ray. Hubby John’s just as guilty of perversion, he allegedly enjoys having girls spit on him. I’m assuming he feeds them 30 Minute Meal Leftovers to get them into shape for that endeavor.