Dina Lohan’s Delusions

Not even the blacklisting and detoxing of a daughter could deter that Stage Mom Savant Dina Lohan from ruining yet another child’s life. As if one troubled star wasn’t enough fame for the Lohan Clan, Dina’s in talks with the E! channel to bring us “Mom-ager”, a reality show about Dina shoving her other brats Ali and Dakota sans lubricant into the Hollywood Cornhole of Fame.

“Can you believe that? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn’t get to have.” so sayeth an outraged source.

Hasn’t this family ruined enough? Now underage kids can’t even get into clubs because of “Lohan’s Law” and I am not even going to mention the bastardization of Freaky Friday that I’m sure made Jodie Foster cringe. You can tell Dina was a crap mom from the jumpoff, just look at that picture above! Any new mom that has enough time to do the full on Game Show Hostess look complete with enough Aqua Net to blow a hole in the ozone large enough for Valerie Bertinelli and Jordin Sparks to crawl though is not going to be terribly mindful of their children anyway.