Paris Might Be Headed Back To Jail(Cross Your Fingers!)

Our Miss Hilton might not want to unpack the Vuitton Luggage flled with orange jumpsuits and such because her bony blonde ass could very well be back in the slammer as early as tomorrow morning:

Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence.

Oh, SNAP! She’s due in court at 9AM tomorrow after Delgadillo released this bit of a statement that made me want to stand up and cheer!

“Today I was extremely troubled to learn that the Sheriff’s Department has decided to release Ms. Hilton from custody just three days after she was admitted to county jail. If law enforcement officials are to enjoy the respect of those we are charged with protecting, we cannot tolerate a two-tiered jail system where the rich and powerful receive special treatment. We must ensure that in our city, in our nation, and under our Constitution, justice remains blind.”

This guy is like my new hero! He is the new Eliot Ness, untouchable and unwilling to take bribes from the rich, powerful and slutty. Rocky Rocks!