Jordan’s Post Baby Workout Plan

UK Glamazon Jordan aka Katie Price has her priorities straight when it comes to getting her body back into pre-baby shape. The busty model’s looking to have her Harvey Bearing Hole tightened via vaginal reconstruction, a surgery commonly known as The Husband’s Knot.

“The thing is I’m a very small girl and my first son Harvey was a very big baby to push out and I know lots of women suffer from a prolapsed womb after they’ve had a baby. I do feel different inside so I want to get that checked out after I’ve had this one. “But, and women who’ve had kids will know what I’m talking about, sometimes you’re not as tight down there as you’d like afterwards. Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn’t trickle down my leg.” “It’s not really a designer vagina I’m considering, but I’ll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they’re down there!”

You know, I used to be mad embarrassed by my mother but reading this makes me want to give her a World’s Number One Mom coffee mug. What’s going to happen when her kids read all about Mummy’s Tight New Ladybit? They should really go on and book rooms at the rehab clinic in advance because it’s never to early to start planning for the inevitable future.