Paris Gets To The Joint

And it isn’t a rolled up Zig Zag stuffed with Maui Zowie.

She’ll be spending the weekend posted up in the medical ward, where Sheriff Baca seems to think she’s getting steadily worse. It was quite brilliant of her to show up to court today looking like me on Sunday morning after a case of PBR and Twinkies, even I was concerned to see a Hilton sans glitz. I believe she’s got a medical condition if she’s going out of the house without a inch of makeup and a dress that shows her hoo-hah.