Letterman Should Lock His Doors

I totally feel for David Letterman right because I would so be crapping my Depends if the guy who was arrested for plotting to kidnap my son freaking ESCAPED FROM JAIL. How do you escape from jail in this day and age? This isn’t The Age Of Alcatraz and bumbling wardens asleep with the key ring dangling tantalizingly at his waist. Eff That! Spider-Man could do a better job keeping little Harry safe than the system could.