Criss Angel And The Order Of The Divorce: It’s Magic

I feel so sorry for Joanne Sarantakos, the embittered soon to be ex-wife of magician Criss Angel who filed for divorce in the wake of of his high profile affair with Cameron Diaz. Sarantakos claims Angel forced her to keep their marriage a secret to boost his ratings with women. Oh, Joanne, honey. Didn’t you know that’s the oldest trick in the book? Literally? After all those years of you slaving while he stayed home practicing how to pull and egg out from someone’s ear, I hope you take his pretentious fur vest trucker hat wearing ass to the cleaners and make his fortune dissapear.