Art Imitates Life: Lindsay To Play Paris

The Paris Hilton Story may be coming to a theater you, penicillin antibiotics will come with the popcorn and soda: A source told Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper: "There have already been negotiations with a major film company to make the Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan playing Paris - with Britney Spears singing the soundtrack." Oh, Jesus. Actually, this might work out pretty well! It’s kind of like casting dog poo to play cat poo. Once you get down to brass tacks, they pretty much are the same thing.