Another Day In The Life Of Pete Doherty

Thank Xenu that Kate Moss has come to her senses and ditched that walking pile of Pete Doherty onto the curb and far away from her posh London flat and impressionable daughter Lila Grace. Take note, girls with loser boyfriends:

Over the weekend, the Sunday Mirror ran exclusive interview with Lindi Hingston, a model who admitted that she and Doherty slept together, causing Moss to break up with the songwriter. "I felt like I was cheating on Kate, but I just had to do it," Hingston says, and goes on to brag about Doherty’s sexual performance

Then another slick piece of work came around implicating the uber pasty rocker:

According to a report on the Web site The People.uk 21-year-old Italian medical student Lara Laghi had a wild night with a very intoxicated Doherty even though she knew he was dating Kate Moss. Laghi claims Doherty was drinking vodka straight from the bottle and was snorting cocaine.

See, now, if that was me and some 21 hootchie was out cheating on my man despite full knowledge that he’s not single? Yeah, she better be in medical school because she’s gonna need a whole team of specialists to put her face back together once I take my earrings off and show her who she is playing with, I’m not kidding, I’ll go Foxy Brown on that ho and not look back. To hell with Pete Doherty stankness,