Rachael Ray’s Marriage Ready To Be Dished

Poor Rachael Ray with that unfortunate nasal voice and hands like a bunch of Chiquita’s Finest is on the verge of of a breakup with her “sweetie” John Cusimano:

Monday’s edition of Page Six went one step further, with a source close to the couple saying that they were in the midst of a breakup and that "her mother is in town from Lake George to help Rachael find an apartment." The source also told Page Six that Ray had been flirting with her TV co-host, Colby Richardson (a ‘Survivor’ Season Two contestant).

Ordinarily I would have mad sympathy for a successful woman who can’t make a marriage work, but I despise me some Ray-Tard. She makes Chef Boyardee look like Julia Child and I for one will be creaming my potatos over how yummo will it be to watch Rachael Ray deal with her impending divorce in any one of her redundant media outlets.