Joel Madden Protects His Baby Momma’s Honor

Daddy to be Joel Madden was out defending the good name of his ladyfriend Nicole “Jailbait” Richie with behaviour so rowdy it got the celebrity couple ejected from a posh hotel. The culprit? The Princes of Beverly Hills executive producer abnd Heidi Montag Hole Filler Spencer Pratt:

“I was sitting having a quiet lunch with Heidi when Nicole walked in and started pointing at me and then whispering to Joel. “He storms over and starts shouting, ‘You’ve been talking [bleep] about my girl.’ I told him, ‘Please can we not do this at the Beverly Hills Hotel. This is ridiculous.’ Then he started screaming and calling me names.”

I know that it’s wrong, but there’s something so romantically trashy about him attacking the slack jawed citizen of the Reality Star Republic, like Jocks versus Punks! You know Spence went running out of there crying like a little bitch at the very idea of a brawl.