Tori Spelling Angers Closeted Fags

What do you do when daddy leaves you with barely enough money to tip the valet at Mr. Chow’s and your husband’s ex-wife has the audacity to demand alimony after you ditched her to make time with Donna Martin? If you are Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, you get your ass to the internet and you download yourself a License To Wed Gay Couples!

“I’m Rev. Tori Spelling … I united Tony and Dex as partners in love. It was a magical evening … love knows no gender.”

Blogged an enthusiastic Mrs. McDermott about her inn Chateau La Rue offering gay marriage cermonies. Genius! Those people have tons of expendable income and would probably class the joint up.