Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Are Cheap

Guests at Eva and Tony Parker’s glam wedding in France were treated to goody bags filled with luxury items such as a $700 bracelet from Van Cleef and Arpels and before you go grumbling about how you had to hand out bags of M&M’s in your wedding colours, let me make clear Eva and Tony didn’t have to spend a dime. That should really burn your toast. It wasn’t so much a wedding as it was a promo for Desperate Housewives and The NBA. The invitation might as well have read “BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY VITAMINWATER! DRINK BETTER WATER!”