Kids Win Viagra Bear In Claw Machine Game

What kind of uncomfortable car ride home did those parents have as their innocent tot clutched a stuffed toy with an advert for hours of Chemically Induced Me Love You Long Time Fun? Is nothing sacred anymore? Will Chuck E. Cheese start offering a Lap Dancer as part of the birthday party package? Oh, God, I just thought about the kids wanting to be tucked into bed at night with Teddy Foreskin and am now ill. The Red Robin restaurant chain is taking action after a Twin Cities family won a bear with an ad for Viagra at one of its restaurants. Joe Kelner, 11, won a bear while playing the claw machine at the Red Robin in Shoreview. Joe’s parents thought it was inappropriate and complained to restaurant employees. "It’s important for parents to know that there are maybe inappropriate toys in these vending machines that you think are safe," Lori Kelner said. Wonder if the kids named theirs and if not, might I suggest Woody?