Jon Lovitz Is A Hero

Jon Lovitz beat former sitcom co-star Andy Dick like a runaway slave last week after Dick had no apology for his crude jokes about putting “The Phil Hartman Curse” on Lovitz last year. Hartman was murdered by his wife while starring in NewsRadio alongside Andy Dick. Lovitz was brought in to fill the void left by Hartman’s character on the show after his death.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

You say what you want about anyone but you keep your goddamn trap shut about the man who gave us Lionel Hutz, Attorney At Law.

There is no God because he took Phil Hartman and left us with the guy whose biggest screen credit is Dude, Where’s My Car?