Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s All Wet

The following statement by Ann Coulter Lite aka Elisabeth Hasselbeck is exactly why I don’t watch The View.

Something happened to me this weekend, it’s so embarrassing, I probably shouldn’t even say it, but I’m sure other moms out there have had it happen, I mean, I’m hoping! We had to go out to New Jersey to go to our storage unit. This is my second pregnancy and I’ve been having a little, you know, bladder control issue going on. When I laugh…a little tinkle comes out! So we were in the Lincoln Tunnel forever, I kind of had to go when we left — tons of traffic. We get to the storage unit — all of a sudden it was like 0-60. It was sort of a medium-pee situation where I was going to have to go, to ‘I’m going in two seconds, the floodgates are open.’ So I reach in the backseat of the car and pull two Pampers out of Grace’s bag. So she says, ‘Are you taking my diapers, Mommy?’ ‘Yes I am, Grace!’ I went in our storage unit…so I’m in our storage unit, peeing in Grace’s diapers. I went through two Pampers, would have gone through three but I had to leave her one just in case! It was awful! Those things work, okay!

See? That and the fact that Joy Behar’s voice makes my ears bleed are enough to keep my hands away from the remote forever. Why do pregnant women always feel the need to share just what exactly is going on with their bodily functions? I was stuck behind a woman at the grocery store the other day talking about how she has to put cabbage leaves in her nursing bra to keep her nipples from getting sore! I came home without the ingredients for coleslaw and had to lay down for an hour.