Tara Reid Is Too Cheap To Buy A Bra

Seriously. That pictures is creeping the hell out of me the longer I look at it. It’s not even the fact that her tits are so massively misshapen and she had the nerve to leave the house without hitting up Target or something to strap those suckers in! Look into her blank and glassy eyes and tell me that’s not a freaking android come to steal our children’s souls! Or maybe just our vodka. This is Tara Reid after all.