Paula Zahn’s Pre-Emptive Breakup With CNN

I think all of us at one point or another looks at their relationship and thinks “I better hightail it out of here before they ditch me so I can keep my dignity and the DVD collection” and that’s just what Paula Zahn did when she stepped down from her anchor position at CNN. The newsw network has decided to ditch the Dumb Blonde Look for The Hot Brown with the hiring of tall drink of water Campbell Brown. This leaves Zahn plenty of time to stare in the mirror crying “Why, God, why do you curse me with age!?” before slapping on big sunglasses and hotfooting to a Botox Party.