Jordan And Peter’s Princess

Chavalicious couple Jordan and Peter Andre have graced their latest offspring a name befitting her station in life: Princess Thiamii!

Andre explained: “Katie always loved the name Princess, but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums. Then I just woke up one morning and thought, I know! We’ll just put them together! If people don’t like it, that’s up to them.” Jordan elaborated: “We’ve put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different.”

Ordinarily I would say tough noogies for Harvey’s little sis, weird names just make you a target for ridicule, trust, but this is Jordan’s baby! She’ll have a solid gold pram and a platinum crusted pacifier! She’ll arrive at school in a pink limo! What I am trying to say is if you are rich, you can do whatever the hell you want, including naming your child something absolutely absurd. Word is bond.