Do Prison Stripes Make Me Look Fat?

It’s the question Nicole Richie has been dreading since her arrest for a DUI in December. The answer? Only for 4 days. The tiny starlet’s tiny sentence will have to be served out by September 28 and she’ll be on probation for 3 years after that and she’ll pay a fine of aroud 2G’s, or what used to be a a night’s worth of-ah-pocket money? Anyway, Joel cleans up pretty good, huh? I like the suit and hair, but best of all, the support he’s showing for his baby momma.