Michael Lohan Has A Plan

And it is about as good as the one that Jefferson Davis had when he decided paying someone to pick cotton was totally bogus. Senor Lohan will be running a-get your O face ready-a REHAB CLINIC:

Michael has been living in a faith-based drug treatment center in West Babylon, Newsday reports, and he told the court that he plans to open his own rehab and crisis center at a Southampton church on Sept. 4. “I’m going to start making a living again,” he said Monday after another scheduled appearance in Nassau County Family Court in Westbury.

SWEET JESUS. The Big Guy In The Sky is looking down right saying “No. Freaking. Way!” Lohan’s decision to exploit his family’s penchant for self-destructive behaviour comes on the heels of a judge ordering him to pay $500 a week in child support to Dina Lohan, who plans to use the money to get her hair done before she hits the bars with other meal tickets Aliana and Dakota. It’s never to early to teach the kids how the art of dysfunction advances one’s career.