Star Jones Admits The Obvious

I double dog dare you to find me someone in show business that is more deluded and self promoting than Star Jones. This is a woman who used her wedding to a gay man as a way to rack up a bunch of free stuff and then had the nerve to force all of us to watch. I would rather gouge out my eyes and replace them with hot caramel apples than listen to someone else’s wedding plans and she turned The View into her own person Bridezilla Forum. Like I needed to think about Big Gay Al undoing that size XXXXXXXL Vera Wang in trembling anticipation.

So now she wants to admit she has gastric bypass surgery? Oh, child, please!

“Everything about me was already so public (mostly my own doing — talk about dumb!), so of course everyone wanted to know what I had done,” she writes. “I was also terrified someone would have a tragic result after emulating me without making an informed decision with her doctor.” “But the complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me,” she continues. “I was afraid to be vulnerable, and ashamed at not being able to get myself under control without this procedure.”

Did anyone in their right mind believe she heaved that Chunky Chocolate off the couch and lost weight by eating right and exercising? Sometimes I wish the atheists had just dragged her ass off to the Payless parking lot and made her wonder if there is a God.