Rosie Still Kicking!

And you thought she’s abandoned us forever! Miss O’Donnell continues to offend via haikus from her blog. The latest poetic putdowns target Paula Abdul and her addled reality show”

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
needy

the black hole
satan vortex
gains and drains
eventually

were we brave enuf
or stoned enuf
to allow access
to the swampy crazy part

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

I’d say Rosie should have her own reality show, but I really don’t think there are enough barf bags on the market to warrant such a suggestion.