Paris Hilton To Launch Shoe Line

Are you a drag queen with enormous feet who says “My God, why can’t I find gold beaded stillettos with a butterfly clasp and pointy stripper heels in a size 13?” Fret no more, my cross dressing friends, Paris Hilton aka Lady Bigfoot has announced her intention to begin work on creating her own line of what surely will be some of the tackiest shoes to ever hit the pavement. They’ll be sure to come in large sizes because Paris’ size eleven dogs are so big, her sneakers need a license plate.