Denise Richard’s Can’t Decide

Charlie Sheen is well fed up with his Denise is so picky about Charlie’s parenting skills, she won’t let babies Sam and Lola be in his presence without Denise’s 2 handpicked by herself nannies. Charlie thinks Denise has ulterior motives concerning her nanny army: to spy on Charlie and his new fiancee Brooke Mueller.

So you’d think Denise would want to wash her hands of her babydaddy and bid him farewell, non? Ha! Charlie’s womanizing karma is coming back to bite him on the ass as Denise wants Charlie to Sperminate her so she can drop baby three:

“There was a request for a donation,” Sheen tells syndicated TV show “Entertainment Tonight” in an interview that was to air Tuesday night. “Without getting into it here … there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.” When asked if he would ever consider such a possibility, the 41-year-old actor says: “I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?”

Ha! What sort of ill request is that? You don’t ask a serial killer convict on death row to help out with the prison musical of Jack The Ripper Sings Their Hearts Out! and you don’t ask Hollywood’s most notorious womanizer to wank one off into a cup so your child’s therapists can put his kids through college.