Scary Gets Married?

Spice Girl/Eddie Murphy Pain In The Arse Melanie B. surprised us all by running off to Vegas to marry boyfriend Stephen Belafonte way back in June:

Regarding the marriage, Mel and Stephen have know each other for many years and were great friends first. Now they are deeply in love. The two are very happy together,”They have had a deep friendship for a number of years,” adding, “that has developed into a loving relationship.” As to the reason for secrecy, Mel’s rep says there was none. “They just value their privacy.”

Sorry, but secrecy is not this woman’s forte. And what was all that rubbish about planning to have Angel Iris with Buckwheat Gumby Murphy and how they were so in love? How she was so crushed that he dumped her and didn’t want anything to do with her or the baby? While all this time she was doing it with El Belafonte-No Relation To The Tally Me Bananas Man? What a rip.