Sh*t You Can’t Afford: The Series

I roll out everyday down to the liquor store and Taco Hut in a 1997 Toyota Camry with a big ass dent in the back. A pimp ride like that must have made Mrs. Beckham jealous so the neighborly thing for the gallant Tom Cruise to do was purchase a monogrammed Bentley as a Welcome present for the family:

It only set Le Cruise back $250,000, mere pocket money for little Suri when she gets old enough to, you know. Wear big girl underwear and such.