The Top Ten Slogans for Paris Hilton’s New Shoe Line

Last week Paris Hilton announced that she’s starting a new shoe line…let’s help her think of some snazzy slogans!

10. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance because I had to sell my car to buy a pair of these shoes!

9. A million dollars is a terrible thing to waste (p.s. these shoes are only $43,000)

8. Yes! You can walk and chew gum!

7. Friends don’t let friends buy discount

6. Pair of Paris® shoes: $600.

Paris® purse/weed bag: $345.

Paris® brand Chihuahua dog: $23.

Chihuahua throwing up all over your shoes cause he got into your weed: Priceless

5. Insane inside!

4. This is your brain. This is your brain on…just kidding, if you had a brain you wouldn’t be buying these shoes!

3. Got Herpes? 

2. Free nose job coupon inside!

1. Paris® brand shoes: when your butler’s not around to carry you…