Mel B’s New Husband Is A Spice Beater

Am I think only one who thinks if you sprinkled sand on Melanie B’s jugs, they would look like salted almonds in the photo below?

Scary Spice’s million dollar child support she’s demanding from Eddie Murphy might come in handy when she has to hire thugs to keep her new husband in chiggity check:

Mel B’s new husband Stephen Belafonte battered an ex-lover during a drink-fuelled frenzy that court papers described as “malicious and unlawful”. Film producer Belafonte admitted lashing out at Nicole Contreras, the mum of his young daughter, at her Beverly Hills home. Nicole was left with visible injuries - and Belafonte was so overcome with rage he was accused of spitting in her mobile phone. He was spared a jail term - but was given probation and forced to take part in a “Domestic Violence Batterers’ Programme”. Belafonte began the programme in 2003 but skipped so many classes that he was thrown out twice. He eventually completed the course in August 2005. When Leeds-born Mel B and Belafonte wed in June, she openly declared on the wedding licence that she had previously been married. But Belafonte failed to mention first wife Nancy Carmell, whom he also married in Las Vegas in 1997. They split after three months and divorced two years later. Another ex-girlfriend of Belafonte, who asked not to be named, yesterday told how he cheated on her. She said: “He never invited me over, never introduced me to his friends, never talked about his family. We met about two weeks after he broke up with the mother of his daughter. “But he later told me that he was still sleeping with her throughout the whole time we dated. “I knew in my gut something wasn’t right about this guy. He was such a psycho and all-round weirdo.”

God, she’s got bad taste in men plus a case of head in the sand. She was on Larry King talking about how her and Eddie Murphy got tattoos of each other’s names and that’s why she considered them to be serious. She should go to any truck stop in the world and ask to see the arms of anyone in the parking lot
, then ask if Shirlena or Jasper is still the love of their life.