Bill Murray Picked Up For Drunk Driving

In his best effort to imitate a member of the Republican Party, Bill Murray was nailed for drunk driving a freaking golf cart in Stockholm, Sweden while attending the Scandanavian Masters Tournament. He stole it from the hotel he was staying in, drove it to a club and got pulled over driving back:

“He refused to blow in the (breath test) instrument, citing American legislation,” Holmlund told The Associated Press on Wednesday. “So we applied the old method — a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in.” Murray, who had been at a golf tournament in Sweden, signed a document admitting that he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said. “Then he was let go. My guess is he went back to America,” Holmlund said.

That would have been awesome if he had been a member of fraternity taking a little detour on the way to Amsterdam to have sex with chick that has three nipples. But he wasn’t. He’s a grown man who stole a golf cart when he could have hailed a cab. That’s just sad.