Nicole And The Shortest Jail Stint Ever

Soon to be mom and Mrs. Madden Nicole Richie carried out her jail sentence today by serving a full 82 minutes o cold hard time:

On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today.

She was in a cell for 35 minutes, yo. That wasn’t even enough time to make a shiv! I was all set to bake her a sugar free low carb low calorie cake with a file in it and everything. I’ll just file that recipe card away for when Britney goes to jail.