Good News For Brangelina Haters

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are catching hell over their choice in birthday party for their eldest son Maddox. A lavish two day affair featured a military theme with obstacle courses and other jingoistic activites snapped by a photographer with a high powered long lense camera. Brad and Angelina are apparently fired up that Life & Style magazine also melted the Captains of The MILF and DILF Squads ice cream cake because they already had a set of photos they planned to release the the media before the magazine came along and hijacked that deal.

Angelina might want to keep the child sized flak jackets(they fit her anorexic frame like St. John’s)on hand just in case because people are in a snit over the fact that the do-gooder Humanitarian Ambassador staged a war party when that’s the thing she’s supposed to be halting with her charity work and stunning rack. That is kind of odd, like a vegan PETA member taking the Girl Scout Troop for Chicken McNuggets then shopping for fur coats. Tons of pictures of the party after the jizzump.