Jason Wahler Finds Someone To Put Up With His Sh*t

Look at that sexy mug shot of Jason Wahler. Don’t you just wanna lick that in between court dates, AA meetings and meetings with lawyers trying to figure out the best strategy for beating a lawsuit filed by a police officer who claims you called him a fat nigger? 19 year old USC tenns player Katja Decker-Sadowski is ready to make that dream a reality by accepting reality star flunky Jason Wahler’s proposal to join the “I Can Change Him, I Really Can!” Club.

At least he’s rich and bought her a 4 carat stunner from XVI Karat so big that could it substitute for a ice skating rink. That should keep her nice and cool at those Ku Klux Klan cross burnings. Hope she looks good in white!