Rachel Zoe And Elisabeth Hasselbeck Do What They Do Best

Stand around looking overly blond and tanned with vapid blank expressions reminiscent of marrionettes waiting to be jerked around.

I thought Hasselbeck was supposed to be the Aryan Hitler Youth Leader of modern times; the perky voice of the Right Wing Agenda that we’re all supposed to feel sorry for when Rosie O’Donnell said something that would make that collagen filled lower lip quiver. So why is she kicking it with the poster child for meth addiction, Rachel Zoe? Would you expose your unborn child to the fumes that this person is giving off?

That’s child abuse defined. Oh, but of course Zoe has found herself a frenemy in Hasselbeck. She’s the only female celebrity with the audacity to announce that she couldn’t put any weight on and she was the only person on tv trying to gain ten pounds. That just makes me want to strangle them both. Or better yet, really torture them and take away the bronzer hair dye and watch them both go mad.