Larry Birkhead And The Shocking Trouble With OK!

Those “shocking allegations” that OK! magazine said they had have been outed early in the form of a tell all by writer Rita Cosby:

Rumors are swirling about the book, Blond Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, due out next week. TMZ has heard Cosby will say she has documents that prove Larry Birkhead essentially bought the baby from Howard K. Stern.

Of course Larry and high highlights were all in a huff:

If that’s what’s in her book, then she’ll be sued. And on top of that, there will be other individuals sued over confidential information in my custody case.” Birkhead has said that Cosby is the one who hooked him up with his former lawyer, Debra Opri. In Birkhead’s lawsuit against Opri over fees, he says Opri told him, “she had supplied the reporter with confidential information as ‘payback’ for the client referral. “OK! is on notice those allegations are false, and if they print them as truth, they will be sued as well.” Birkhead adds, “I’ll go after any media outlet that prints those lies from that book.”

Doesn’t this make Howard K. Stern the bad guy what with the trafficking in babies and such? I’m gonna go find some parents whose children were kidnapped and released after they paid a ransom and make me some book money off their foolish decisions.