Brad Pitt Attacked By Crazed Fan

Brad Pitt was in Venice promoting The Assasination of Jesse James when he got bumrushed by a female fan looking to get closer to the star.

That wasn’t nearly as exciting as Brad announcement that he and Angelina are ready for baby number cinco:

“It’s the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced,” he told reporters at the Venice Film Festival on Sunday. “(But) I love it and I can’t recommend it any more highly.” When asked by Italian state TV if he and partner Angelina Jolie were ready for a fifth child, Pitt replied: “Yeah, we’re ready.”

Five? What are they, Catholic Trailer Trash? At some point, all of those kids are going to be teenagers at once and because they’s Angie’s kids, nothing will be shocking. They’d have on Team Aniston shirts and she’d just cackle with glee. They’d have to become Mormons or something to top all this crap Angelina’s pulled.