The Battle For Pamela Anderson’s Honor

The former husbands of aging babe Pamela Anderson went to blows during the MTV Video Music Awards last night. VJ Sway and his inexplicable headwrap had to play by play:

“Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy,” he said. “[Kid Rock] just walked up and decked him!” Rap producer Rich Nice, who had a front-row seat to the melee, told the Associated Press that the Mötley Crüe drummer was the instigator of the fight, though it was the “Bawitdaba” singer who landed the only connecting punch. “It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” he said. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like, ‘Yo, what?’ “When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand,” Nice told the wire service. “And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again—bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.”

I can’t think of two people trashier than Kid Rock and Tommy Lee then they have the nerve to go and be fighting at what is supposed to be an A-List event. A Kid Rock-Tommy Lee battle should take place in the parking lot of the Jugband Moonshine Jubilee Trailer Park over who stole the Bob Seger tape and took the last Coors Light out of the styrofoam cooler.