Britney’s Performance So Not Her Fault

Instead of owning up to her VMA performance as a disaster of Challenger like proportions, Britney Spears is looking to point the finger at anyone but herself:

Despite receiving strong support before she went on stage – former boyfriend Justin Timberlake reportedly sent her a good luck note – the mother-of-two’s performance was seemingly doomed from the start.

Multiple sources report Britney, 25, had a huge row with her hairstylist on the night, resulting in the stylist quitting. The ‘Toxic’ singer had flown the hairdresser from Los Angeles to Las Vegas to tend to her locks for a whopping $10,000. After a disagreement about whether her hair should be blonde or brunette for the performance – during which Britney allegedly shouted “It’s my money and I’ll do what I want” - the furious stylist cut up all the hair extensions Britney was planning to wear for the show. Her disappointing dance routine has been blamed on a wardrobe malfunction. Sources claim one of her stiletto heels broke during the performance, meaning she could not gyrate properly. Another backstage source claims she just “froze” on the night, saying, “It’s been a while since she’s done this, and she was performing in front of all her peers on live TV. She just got out there and froze. People who were at rehearsal saw something else. It was good. It really was.”

That’s what you say to the seven year old who dropped the baton at the Little Miss Butter Princess Pageant, not a grown woman who has performing since she could walk. Oh, and that hideous lip synching? Again, the Pop Music Conspiracy rears its heard:

“She would have had to wear one of those headset things and they are so not cute.” says a “friend” of Britney. Know what else isn’t cute? Looking like a ventriloquist puppet with a gelatinous stomach of carrot colored Jell-O, but that didn’t seem to matter to Team Spears either.