Jodie Foster Cares About Lindsay Lohan

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Former Child Actress and Current Who Is She? Jodie Foster bared her claws at Dina Lohan for the state of Lindsay’s current affairs such as having sex with a married man in a toilet stall at rehab:

“Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?” “When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars… Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they’re worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years.”

If Foster hadn’t made the successful transition from kid star to adult roles, I could say some shiznite like “who does she think she is, Lindsay is just experimenting and her mother is right there with her, holding her hair back when she’s ‘detoxing’ on the sidewalk in front of Hyde!” But since you didn’t see Jodie turning the tabloids into Penthouse by appearing everywhere commando and in short skirts, there isn’t much to say except that Dina Lohan is pretty much tied with that woman who kept all her foster kids in dog cages. At least those kids got a real bone once in a while and not just some Brody Jenner supplements.

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