Britney To Apologize For Being Herself

The Former Mrs. Federline just might invade the Emmys telecast to apologize for her heinous appearance at the MTV VMAs:

“I can’t say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren’t dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it’s not going through the official channels.”

What? She can’t whip out the Hello Kitty stationary and write “My Bad!” and be done with it? I bet you a dozen Krispy Kremes says she goes out there wearing a tracksuit she brushed the cookie crumbs off of just moments before, belches into the mic and then waddles off to look for the catering service guy so he can blend her up a Beer Smoothie. Because that’s how she says sorry.